Wednesday, December 01, 2004

The Twelve Days of Weirdness

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve bras a-blinking,
Eleven UV cleaners,
Ten dolphins leaping,
Nine girlie case mods,
Eight ping-pong robots,
Seven shells for hermits,
Six hentai mousemats,
Five remote hugs!
Four chandeliers,
Three mince pies,
Two turbo spokes,
And a perfume in a cellphone.

Ha Bumbag!

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