Tuesday, December 06, 2005


The Sun breathlessly reports...

BEEB bosses have gone ballistic after discovering the Daleks are starring in a PORN FLICK.
Dr Who's foes capture three naked “disco babes” in the 18-rated DVD.

They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers.

Surprisingly, The Sun chose to bring us a more serious aspect of this sordid tale.

Estate director Tim Hancock said: “The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn.
“They weren’t ever intended to be sexual creatures. It’s simple, Daleks do not do porn.”

Life-long fan Colin Brown, 44, said: “It’s outrageous to think of them touching up naked women — Daleks just don’t behave like that.”

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